Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.

What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?

by JordanJordan October 29, 2010

Tree Sap

The medical marijuana vapor tanks. This term was by someone pointing out to me that weed it called trees, therefore those are tanks of tree sap.

Hey bro, did you bring the tree sap?

by bolzd33p69 December 1, 2018

Gibemass Tree

A marijuana plant with ornaments on it.

“Yo bro, lets gather some gibemass tree.”

by llamaluvr98 July 2, 2019

Number tree

A name defining a tall person unsure if there name is a number

Number tree was unsure if his name was a number

by Foomin October 10, 2021

unemployment tree

In southern ghettos, its the large neighborhood oak tree that unemployed blacks gather under to hang out all day.

Tyrone: you gonna play cards under the unemployment tree today?

Jerome: you know dat... i aint got no work to go to. Muh dick.

by Kikeslammer1488 May 28, 2018

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.

It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

“My hair looks nice today”

Smh

by Kontinjent August 31, 2020