anus slug

a moist slug that loves people's anuses, mainly males. whilst most people are aware that an anus slug can be killed by sprinkling it with salt, it is a little known fact that anus slugs can be commonly seen with silly headwear

o look an anus slug on my pizza, better get the salt

by seb crane is a turd burglar March 6, 2008

slug trail

one day my husband told me while im sleeping that he was going to "cock slap" me, so in return i told him thats fine but you will wake up with a slug trail, im gonna put powder on my cooch and slid it across your face.

when you slid your cooch across some ones face it looks like a slug trail in the morning

by hilariousmarriage June 5, 2011

Sad Slug

general retarded black Peugeot 206 driver, with a penis on head and still a virgin.

Bobby, you sad slug!

by SimonK May 9, 2005

dip the slug

When the husband inserts there penis into there wife's vagina

I can't wait to dip the slug tonight when I get home

by Therob12 September 3, 2022

banana slug

wow. how embarrassing. I misspelled secretes. my bad.

A banana slug SECRETED her glue-like slime onto a leaf while we were walking through the forest. Then we estivated together in a log.

by Martin Luther King Jr. January 19, 2008

young slug

a rat looking 7th grader who is sweaty and greasey. her makup is usually running, and she doesn't know how to conserve black liquid eyeliner, and mascara. They cling to 8th and 9th graders and try to hook up with the fuckboys, just to show off and seem superior to the other 7th and 6th graders. they act dumb and drsy, and purposefully make other girls feel inferior to them and their posey of other young slugs.

Look at that young slug over there. Avoid her at all costs.

by spanksboii May 29, 2016

shower slug

when you are so drunk your friends must put you in a cold shower (clothes on or off)

Man she's so fucked up, we need to shower slug her.
I once had to shower slug myself because I had too many Smirnoff Ices.

by takeitleci May 24, 2018