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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
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Reality

The ultimate mindfuck.

It's what is;
including all the ways it can be;
as well as it not being at all, in any way;
in eternal superposition.
Dude A : "Yooo reality is the ultimate mindfuck when you think about it !"
Dude B : "It all boils down to paradox, so just be cool !"
by Jacked Gandhi February 5, 2022
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Reality politics

N. Political events that could only happen in a reality TV drama. Usually a fight between multiple politicians.
There is no better reality politics than the 2020 US presidential election.
by Next_V March 9, 2020
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Reality

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ā€œ I got this entire idea for an animation/video for this song I love, and I’m not talented enough to make it. Fuck reality. ā€œ
by NotPresentlyAvailable April 17, 2022
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