ranch

when somethings cool or having a group of people listening to guitar it could really mean whatever you want

1. When we get back let’s ranch. 2. That car is pretty ranch.

by ranchworduser August 16, 2022

Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

The ranch

When you are finally reaching the level of drunk to almost blackout

This is my 36th beer I’m getting close to the ranch

by gabemay4 January 6, 2022

Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch

by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Springwood Ranch

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022