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Neo-Yuppie

A 21st century money-obsessed young man, who just can’t seem to let go of the 1980’s despite never living then. They are usually day traders, and often engage in crypto pump and dump schemes, also having a passion for pinstripe suits.
“Hey, where’d you get the jacket?”
Forget it dude, it’s Members Only, that guy is such a Neo-Yuppie”
by PattyBasedMan January 3, 2024
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neos

neos is the name for danish people who have a massive dick and gets all the ladies
did you hear neos got girls last night?
yeah he got all the ladies with that massive dick
by DefientlyNotNeos February 24, 2024
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Neo News

A partisan media outlet that peddles filth, child pornography, anti semitism, hate filled content, blasphemous content.
Most of its employees and media personalities are promoters of LGBT ideology. For example, Raza Rumi is a know cross-dresser and loves to get fucked by two met at the same time.
Murtaza Solangi who used to work for Neo News and is now serving the fascist regime in Pakistan is known for his expertise in sucking multiple cocks simultaneously.

Neo News is also a propaganda arm of the fascist regime currently in control in Pakistan.
There’s nothing worse than Neo News.
by Maryam Nawaz December 25, 2023
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samsung s5 neo

Fabios Phone is crap
He's got a Samsung he must be an idiot #Samsung s5 neo is shit
by AvalonTV February 25, 2017
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Neo-Amish

An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.
This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.
by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023
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Neo Balancism

Noun
Neobalancism, (Also Neo-Balancism) is a term used to describe the western movement in the visual arts. In particular, pictures that contain or portray shoes. There are certain colors chosen and styles worn that are used to depict a certain type of male.
I swear Amber, your unparalleled passion for Neo Balancism shows in every picture you send.
by InquisitiveNinja June 28, 2019
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Neo-Permie

An adopter of the permaculture movement that flat out refuses to admit that some modern things aren't worth giving up. Often, these crusaders for a more pure life experience remain confined to fiat currency producing, home-based IT jobs. Sightings are common near aircrete geodesic domes and tiny homes, often wandering in search of a 5G signal.
I saw Chad foraging for psychedelic invasive plant species in the park, wearing steel toe boots, taking a Zoom meeting through his earbuds. Total Neo-Permie move, man.
by Gov77 February 18, 2022
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