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fag machine

Is an extension to the word fag and is used to empathize the point of how much of a fag they are. This is harsher than calling someone a fag, because they are such a fag that they could/are creating fags themselves in a machine-like industrial fashion. Usually used when an annoying action/behavior is made.
Stop being such a fag machine and come out to the bar.
by Salem XIII February 27, 2008
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sloot machine

originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.

Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.
Hey Jon, did you see that sloot machine down the river? what a train wreck!
by ezraJ May 13, 2014
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Reeves Machine

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"
by Lord Toker April 2, 2023
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beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.
by Schmungle June 5, 2017
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Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.
Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.
by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018
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bodies and machines

a 'benefit' of overpopulation. one sometimes simply doesn't have the patience to deal...!
jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........

the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'

my bodies and machines concept!!

i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............
by michael foolsley December 7, 2011
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farting machine

last night the farting machine couldnt stop
by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021
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