The name of an infamous greyhound from the city of Perth, Western Australia... was known for molesting sheep and incurring extensive medical debts due to an inability to poo. Used in the terms of random conversation starters, inability to handle awkward silences and also to confuse the other members of a conversation.
Neil: So, I was waiting for the bus yesterday and realized just as I was about to get on that I ......... THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!
Friend: What!?!?!? Wtf is a Kingsbray Chookie?
Neil: THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!!!!
Friend: What!?!?!? Wtf is a Kingsbray Chookie?
Neil: THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!!!!
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 15, 2019
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"hey have you heard of the kingdom of finn?"
"oh yeah thats a really sweet gc, i heard its really crackie in there ahah"
"oh yeah thats a really sweet gc, i heard its really crackie in there ahah"
by crackdaddie666 November 10, 2019
Get the The Kingdom of Finn mug.A sexual position in which the male stands on the female's back and leans over the top of her head to bite her eyebrows. The male then moves his head vigorously back and forth as he holds onto her eyebrows with his teeth. This can be repeated as necessary until an orgasm is induced.
*Note: may also be a male
**The female must absolutely not be the king in this position. Women must always be the fish. An attempt to violate this will result in immediate castration.
*Note: may also be a male
**The female must absolutely not be the king in this position. Women must always be the fish. An attempt to violate this will result in immediate castration.
"Mmmmm baby you ARE the king fisher!"
"Dude I saw my mom and dad doing this weird thing last night!..."
next morning..."uhhh what a night...wow, my eyebrows hurt....wait..FUCK! ALDIN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KING ME WHILE IM DRUNK!!!!""Sorry baby, I couldn't resist the urge. Your eyebrows are just so..so tempting..and delectable..and i just wanna..i wanna..uuhhh god again!"
If you're looking to spice up your sex life in alternative, progressive, and green ways then the kingfisher is for you. Also, if you're having trouble pleasing your woman because you have needle dick syndrome, chode syndrome, have a small penis, or just suck at being a dude, then this is a cheap way to show your girl you know how to satisfy her.
Happy Fishin!
"Dude I saw my mom and dad doing this weird thing last night!..."
next morning..."uhhh what a night...wow, my eyebrows hurt....wait..FUCK! ALDIN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KING ME WHILE IM DRUNK!!!!""Sorry baby, I couldn't resist the urge. Your eyebrows are just so..so tempting..and delectable..and i just wanna..i wanna..uuhhh god again!"
If you're looking to spice up your sex life in alternative, progressive, and green ways then the kingfisher is for you. Also, if you're having trouble pleasing your woman because you have needle dick syndrome, chode syndrome, have a small penis, or just suck at being a dude, then this is a cheap way to show your girl you know how to satisfy her.
Happy Fishin!
by IzaDoozMasta May 19, 2009
Get the The Kingfisher mug.the greatest band of all time. they're based in tennessee.
my favorite song of theirs is check yes juliet
my favorite song of theirs is check yes juliet
by stupid sophomore February 6, 2008
Get the we the kings mug.Founded some time in the past, the original students are now teaching at the school. Certain teachers are ancient and are at risk of dying suddenly when approached with a question concerning the headmaster's unwanted books on leadership.
Certain Boys in Year 10 2007 should be exterminated, the names of which will not be released in this.. blog?
Unless of course your name happens to be
-Michael
-Christopher
-Lachlan
-James
-Thomas or
-Daniel.
There are now THREE students remaining in the year who have not been named, and their privacy will be repected.
We at your sister school have a short message for all of you:
No matter how much we despise the discos we have with you,
no matter how boring it is that you all come dressed the same,
and no matter how much it annoys us that you never take into consideration HOW MUCH TIME it takes to get us to look that slutty,
we will continue attending your boring discos, simply because we have no other social gatherings to attend, or because our Year Co-Ordinator is an absolute LEGEND and deserves a medal, and he puts a lot of work into organising these discos, so we go just to make him happy.
We love you ERNIE!!
thankyou.
that is all.
Certain Boys in Year 10 2007 should be exterminated, the names of which will not be released in this.. blog?
Unless of course your name happens to be
-Michael
-Christopher
-Lachlan
-James
-Thomas or
-Daniel.
There are now THREE students remaining in the year who have not been named, and their privacy will be repected.
We at your sister school have a short message for all of you:
No matter how much we despise the discos we have with you,
no matter how boring it is that you all come dressed the same,
and no matter how much it annoys us that you never take into consideration HOW MUCH TIME it takes to get us to look that slutty,
we will continue attending your boring discos, simply because we have no other social gatherings to attend, or because our Year Co-Ordinator is an absolute LEGEND and deserves a medal, and he puts a lot of work into organising these discos, so we go just to make him happy.
We love you ERNIE!!
thankyou.
that is all.
Dam, there are very few boys at The Kings School worth going to those boring discos for!
There is one single Tara Girl Who has an unspoken obsession for the boys at The Kings School, and she lives near the beach...
The Kings School consists of gorilla like creatures, most of whom are named Michael, Christopher, Lachlan, James, Thomas or Daniel.
There is one single Tara Girl Who has an unspoken obsession for the boys at The Kings School, and she lives near the beach...
The Kings School consists of gorilla like creatures, most of whom are named Michael, Christopher, Lachlan, James, Thomas or Daniel.
by OMGLIKEWTFSHUTUP December 13, 2008
Get the The kings school mug.Year Ten Kings think pretty highly of themselves. It’s rather sad really as they are quite easily the lowest of all the low animals on Earth. They’re lower than the shit caked onto the side of the bowl in public toilets.
They think they’re so hot but in reality, we are almost definitely certain that their mum’s had to tie steaks around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.. No wonder they sent them to an all boys’ school. All of you together could be the poster children for Birth Control. You all look like you got caught in a terrible fire and put each others’ faces out with forks. The last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.
The motto for one group in particular is “Reduce Reuse Recycle” in light of the amount of girls they go through.
They say Tara Year 10 are lame for "drinking to fit in" but let’s cast our minds back and remind ourselves why boys have recently been suspended. Funny, isn’t it?
Monobrow Steph M? You’ve scored the gold with your big noses and egos, what a shame you weren't blessed like that in other areas that count. Don’t worry though, some people think size doesn’t matter… a very small few but none-theless…
Now these boys think girls go to watch soccer to perve on them. Let us assure you, this is definitely NOT the case. Lets’ count the number of Tara girls at Year 10 soccer games and the number of girls at the firsts game. See, experi-ence matters, boys!
You act as if you hate us Tara girls so much but in reality, wouldn’t you use your muscles you brag on about, pick up your school and move away from us?
Really boys, you’ve been beaten by girls.. We’d be ashamed if we were half as retarded as you.
And the funniest thing is if we consist of a “Man Clan” it’s because we’re twice as manly as you’ll ever be and still twice the woman that you’ll ever have.
They think they’re so hot but in reality, we are almost definitely certain that their mum’s had to tie steaks around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.. No wonder they sent them to an all boys’ school. All of you together could be the poster children for Birth Control. You all look like you got caught in a terrible fire and put each others’ faces out with forks. The last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.
The motto for one group in particular is “Reduce Reuse Recycle” in light of the amount of girls they go through.
They say Tara Year 10 are lame for "drinking to fit in" but let’s cast our minds back and remind ourselves why boys have recently been suspended. Funny, isn’t it?
Monobrow Steph M? You’ve scored the gold with your big noses and egos, what a shame you weren't blessed like that in other areas that count. Don’t worry though, some people think size doesn’t matter… a very small few but none-theless…
Now these boys think girls go to watch soccer to perve on them. Let us assure you, this is definitely NOT the case. Lets’ count the number of Tara girls at Year 10 soccer games and the number of girls at the firsts game. See, experi-ence matters, boys!
You act as if you hate us Tara girls so much but in reality, wouldn’t you use your muscles you brag on about, pick up your school and move away from us?
Really boys, you’ve been beaten by girls.. We’d be ashamed if we were half as retarded as you.
And the funniest thing is if we consist of a “Man Clan” it’s because we’re twice as manly as you’ll ever be and still twice the woman that you’ll ever have.
The Kings school Boy 1: Oi so how many Year Ten Tara girls in the same group have you gone out with???
The Kings school Boy 2 (not naming ppl “charloie”): The same amount as the number of guys that have come out of the closet at this school.
Kings Boy 1: Oh! That many?!
The Kings school Boy 2 (not naming ppl “charloie”): The same amount as the number of guys that have come out of the closet at this school.
Kings Boy 1: Oh! That many?!
by abdiuehadjfhadhf September 11, 2008
Get the the kings school mug.An extremely generic sounding band. They try to sound punk, but fail miserably. Their hit song is called check yes juliet, in which the lead singer had his balls kicked into his ribcage in order to create the faggy vocals he makes use of. Basically it's the only song anyone will know by them, and their "real fans" will mock anyone who doesn't know a song other than that. And of course, once they go mainstream there will be tons of posers bragging about how they liked them when they were undergound.
Moron 1: MAN, I remember back in 2007 when we the kings were underground, now that they've sold out I don't like their music anymore.
Moron 2: I KNOW MAN! OMG I LOVE CHECK YES JULIET!
Moron 3: lawl, I've never heard of nevermore, or nirvana, or Iron Maiden, BUT WE THE KINGS ARE BETTAR THAN THEM! I KNOW THIS!
Moron 2: I KNOW MAN! OMG I LOVE CHECK YES JULIET!
Moron 3: lawl, I've never heard of nevermore, or nirvana, or Iron Maiden, BUT WE THE KINGS ARE BETTAR THAN THEM! I KNOW THIS!
by dogburnstate August 6, 2008
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