Dirty Rubics Cube

a sexual practice where one folds their sexual partner into any contorted position that fits inside of a 3x5x4ft box which has its interior covered entirely in fecal matter with a hole cut into the side for the accepting hole of ones partner to receive their penis.

i twisted her up and gave her the good old dirty rubics cube

by MindAsh November 26, 2010

rubix cube sex

sex that is so boring that you could solve a rubix cube during it.

girl to friend: omg i so had rubix cube sex with him last night

friend: what?

girl: it was so boring i could have just lied there and solved a rubix cube

by packerella April 22, 2009

POOPY CUBE KEEPER

The occupant of the office closest to the bathroom, where people needing to take a crap have to wait until the occupant vacates the office, to avoid the embarassment of bathroom noises being overheard.

I shouldn't of eaten those chili-cheese fries last night, Kourtney, the Poopy Cube Keeper, never left his office, so I had to crap my pants. Curses, Pooply Cube Keeper, Curses!

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009

the cubed root of 27

we don't know why, we don't know how, we don't know when, all we know is that we will need it eventually

Crush: what's the cubed root of 27?

you: HOLY FUKING SHIT I KNOW THIS

by BarnoldtheGamer August 24, 2022

lil turkey cubes

That’s all I’ve eaten today

I ate some lil turkey cubes.

by Fjksjxjlsjslsbdls December 15, 2019

Sacrificial Ice Cube

The ice cube that falls on the floor when attempting to get ice cubes from the ice cube tray

The sacrificial ice cube slid under the stove

by Bubba_Joe December 8, 2022

Ice Cube Sandwich

When 2 lesbians grind their bald biscuits together while trying to hold an ice cube in the middle. The object is to grind until it melts, without letting it slip out.

Melissa: Damn girl you rocked my world last night.

Patricia: Bitch I told you the ice cube sandwich was the best thing since the double-ended dildo.

Melissa: Yeah my meat curtain has freezer burn, but I'll be back for more tonight.

Patricia: I can't wait. My favorite part is eating the tuna milk shake when we get done.

by KnotMyRealName December 15, 2018