Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.

Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"

by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018

Cream Xstream

When you creampie a girl and then hammerfist her stomach shooting the fresh semen out at high velocities

I was trying to surprise stacy last night with something kinky by giving her a cream Xstream and I bruised her stomach so bad she couldnt go to class today.

by RSH_JEWBACCA September 25, 2018

Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream

I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021

Cloud Cream

When a guy with an erected penis cums and it shoots super high up.

I didn’t know Jack could cloud cream so high!

by Jack lmao March 29, 2018

Whipping the cream

Term for masturbation.

I caught my friend whipping the cream and asked me if I wanted it on my dessert.

by elmacko October 16, 2012

text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

by nicksmish May 27, 2017

Wheezy Cream

The mixture of latex and sexual juices that collect at the base of a condom while having sex.

I was going at it so hard I looked down and my stomach was splattered with Wheezy Cream.

by Losinc July 4, 2016