chair closet

A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.

(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)

Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??

You: On the chair closet.

Friend: ???

by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018

Closet Lock

A person of the opposite gender with whom a homosexual flirts to attempt to remain 'in the closet.'

Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.

by IHatePoorna April 22, 2011

Closet Crosser

n: a person who secretly will wear articles of clothing meant for the opposite sex.

I became a closet crosser when I was nine years old. It wa out of total curiosity that I tried on a pair of my cousin’s panties and I loved it.

by Rakis July 24, 2018

closet bangers

Two people that are having intercourse at work and trying to hide it.

Did you hear about the boss and the chick in accounting?

Yeah they are closet bangers.

by Azmodeus July 6, 2017

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving

I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

the basement closet

When you are secretly a nerd but are also secretly gay.

Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.

by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022