National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025

Because he cheated

So he's the fat cock you fucking idiot.

Hym "We all have to pretend it doesn't matter to protect the fucking fat cocks. We all have to live a fucking lie for them to even fucking exist. Absolutely worthless. If they broke up because he cheated, is his cock fat or is it not? They don't need to exist. It'd be better if they didn't. But instead, I have to be a second class citizen to the fat cocks can exist and the women who are going to disproportionate fuck them don't have to be."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

valve anti cheat

The worst anti-cheat ever.
well damn it automatically bans you from steam if you type sv_cheats 1 into tf2 dev console

guy 1: bro valve anti cheat sucks
guy 2: yeah i agree

by Your pseudonym February 25, 2025

Cheat

A person who is horrible and unfair

KayShawn is a horrible cheater and crybaby

KayShawn is not cool #PowerToTheWomen

by PinkkyBear May 13, 2021

Cheating

Doing something that you wouldn’t normally do if your partner was around.

Tae’lor was cheating on juell because she let another guy lick her face, and sit on top of her.

by Fuck love Hoe July 17, 2018

Cheat

I didn't cheat and if I don't get every cent of the money I'm owed I'll murder a child.

Hym "You molested a retard and you're offloading the cost of your existence to everyone around you while I pay the price. All you've done is unironically prove me right about everything I've said about women and the sad part is you think you did something profound. You are desperate to win a game I refuse to play. There is nothing for me to cheat at. You're not better than men. You're not equal to me. And you're not keeping any of the money. Every cent you used to buy off the liberals with philanthropy. Everything you spent. I don't have to let you steal it. All of this so you don't have to admit you were wrong to choose that fucking cripple over me."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

Cheating

If a female or male has a partner they should not go out and physically or emotionally mess around with the other gender as them. Physically as in sex’s kissing and more. Emotionally as in filling them up as in compliments and other even if the other person has no response to the stuff.

Ye:My gf/bf was filling someone else up
Other: dang that’s cheating emotionally

by Hejebdjebsjebebe January 29, 2021