The Cat Tester

A person who tests if cats have nine lives by dropping stray cats off apartment buildings.

I was hired as 'The Cat Tester'

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Teeter

A name for an ex-boyfriend with an extremely small penis

Girl 1: hey, didn't you date that guy?
Girl 2: yeah, but we broke up because he's only 4 inches
Girl 1: damn, he's a teeter

by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015

texted

The past tense for the verb "text" message.

Instead of saying "Yo man, I just text messaged her." You would say-

"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.

by Jfender24 March 24, 2008

teeter totter

1. A toy found on a playground.
2. A person who likes to ride the ass of a same sex partner, a faggot.
3. The act of butt-fucking.

1. Lets go play on the teeter totter.
2. That guy is a teeter totter.
3. He wants to teeter totter all over you rectum.

by Brandon B. October 15, 2003

textee

to throw your phone down with rage

that man just went textee on that phone

by jakethesnake1694 June 22, 2011

telted

When you're playing fortnite and riding a dildo at the same time.

Come on guys let's land on telted.

by Bilatibhaingon May 5, 2018

Texter

A strange , elusive , and magicle , creature that indulges itself in making others suffer or worship the ground he walks on, also owner of the Cookie Munster legion.

Scoobert worships the statue of Texter.

by Texter July 13, 2004