Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

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`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

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sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022

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you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.

Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.

by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024

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Scissor & Tell

The equivalent of kiss & tell but in this case scissor & tell.

My friend Alani doesn’t scissor & tell

by Mrs Garrison June 9, 2023

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show and tell

Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.

You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.

by Ben.C.2008 February 25, 2022

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