by Monkey's Dad May 31, 2020
A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
the only appropriate response when some braindead dopefiend Down syndrome crackdumpster asshole slimebaby cumguzzling gutterslut AIDS infested afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck whines about "haters"
geez mang suh menny nigas b diccin a mafucka yo hataz gon hate
{rolls eyes} wigger you mean truth-tellas gon truth tell
{rolls eyes} wigger you mean truth-tellas gon truth tell
by Equal Opportunity Pisser-Offef August 31, 2021
What is I meant to tell you
Verb; To chop up and stick underneath the floorboards of a house or other building.
A reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "Tell Tale Heart," where the protagonist chops a person up and buries them underneath the floorboards.
A reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "Tell Tale Heart," where the protagonist chops a person up and buries them underneath the floorboards.
Buddy: I'm not to sure about Mike, the new guy in accounting. He looks like the kind of guy who Tell Tale'd **at least** five hookers.
by Giovanni Mann November 14, 2017
The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.
by Ominous 01 May 12, 2024