Tapes

Adjective: extremely bad; completely worthless or hopelessly ineffective

1) I went to the new Bond movie, No Time To Die,with my girlfriend but left halfway through as it was tapes
2) "How was your KFC?"
"Well, the chicken was good but the potato and gravy was taaaapes"

by Toonkiwi November 11, 2021

cds and tapes

cds and tapes

cds and tapes
CDS NUTS TAPED TO YOUR FACE

by my tiktok is .st3g0s4urus September 21, 2021

tape person

A tape person is like double-faced tape: a bit of a hypocrite with two opposite faces to their personality which makes them irritating and sometimes unbearable.

She told you she didn't like her and praised her at dinner last night. She's such a tape person.

by LizzyT99 October 15, 2021

noon tape

a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful

‘what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’

by chickenfiddles August 2, 2021

Lost Tape

Videos that contain private or embarrassing content which is not easily accessible.

If you saw Miguel's last night lost tape you would kick him out.

by M3227 August 29, 2021

green tape

Like red tape, but specifically pertaining to environmental regulations (hence green) that would prevent construction projects or any other initiative.

The Prime Minister says an agreement to streamline "green tape" around state and federal approvals for major projects will not come at the expense of the environment.

by anonymous September 22, 2022

Caution-tape cutie

When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.

Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.

by Mojaz January 17, 2022