Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

turkey brain

The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.

After eating Thanksgiving dinner :

"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "

by natedog1978 January 20, 2014

Turkey Melt

A sexual move where a man fucks an elderly person's loose neck skin.

Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.

by luckypork July 15, 2011

bosom turkey

Someone who loves extremely fat and/or flabby breasts or chests, can be either male or female.

"Wow, she's hot bro."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."

by ovechkinrockssox March 6, 2008

stuff the turkey

A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.

After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.

"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005

Cold Turkey

A bitch ass mf, pussy, coward erythinf that makes a mf scary

Bro tht nigga over there cold turkey he dont want no smoke

by elite_kyle February 11, 2022

Turkey farm

The weight gain that occurs after a person settles into a long-term relationship.

He turkey farmed his girlfriend.

by D. Kurtz April 22, 2008