Skip to main content

Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does
Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?
by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023
mugGet the Toaster Attack mug.

Toaster Dipping

Toaster dipping is when you and your buddy get together with twelve cream trenchers and let them drench you in cream. It is the manliest activity possible.
Shang: do you wanna go toaster dipping with me
Ari: what
Shang: yeah
Ari: whats toaster dipping
Shang: real stuff for men
by Awesome Ari October 9, 2023
mugGet the Toaster Dipping mug.

jeff toast

White toast that has been refrigerated, becoming cold, moist, and largely undesirable.
Breakfast in hell is jeff toast and warm diet soda.
by Jeffrey Toast September 17, 2007
mugGet the jeff toast mug.

Fluff toast

Fluff toast is basically another word for a vagina that has a large amount of brown pubic hairs around it giving it the fluff and the brown gives it the toast part of the word.
Guy 1: Aww man this chick i met last night had a bad fluff toast

Guy 2: Ew i hate it when that happens

Guy 3: its my fetish...
by qwer789 January 19, 2011
mugGet the Fluff toast mug.

shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.
Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.
by bakermancan February 21, 2011
mugGet the shred toast mug.

Friendship toast

Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.
David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.

Daniel: plz no.
by Undercover fish August 3, 2011
mugGet the Friendship toast mug.

French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 17, 2013
mugGet the French Toasted mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email