Maura Syndrome

The feeling you get when time suddenly disappears while your girl-/boy-friend is around.

I got Maura syndrome yesterday, my girlfriend came over and suddenly 4 hours just disappeared

by rob123aber February 11, 2009

nigger syndrome

To be a nigger and or of the nigger kind.

Kanye West has Nigger Syndrome.

by anti-nigga December 31, 2011

Badawi Syndrome

When you always think you are right, but you aren't.

Hey hebe, i think you have badawi syndrome..
Hebe: Bro no i don't i carried this game

by Rabihzilla June 23, 2018

Blower's Syndrome

After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.

"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW

by chuck y hacks February 22, 2009

Jenkins Syndrome

A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.

"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."

by captainericbertulaitis February 23, 2013

Highlighter Syndrome

When a student highlights more than 50% of the text on a page, and thus ends up defeating the whole purpose of highlighting what is important.

Girl: Can I borrow you bio book before the test
Other girl: here you go.
Girl: Dude you highlighted the entire page. You have major highlighter syndrome.

by johnnymackser September 25, 2009

barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.

While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.

by Marshall R. January 7, 2008