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through the woods

The act of pouring a pint down your mates back and allowing it to flow through his hairy arse and into the recipients mouth laying underneath him.
Oh no I've just got through the woods on the wheel
by BiscuityBoy February 1, 2022
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toby woods

A “Toby Woods” is a great friend with a great personality a “Toby Woods” is easily better than a “Harvey Woods”. A “Toby Woods” is also very funny and likeable if you know a “Toby Woods” you probably know a very funny and also likeable gentleman named “Brogan” or “maathusan”. I
Do you know Toby Woods? he’s a good guy.
by -•-_-•- March 13, 2020
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Jared Wood

Bandwagoner to every team that wins the championship
Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!
by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019
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Kamui Woods

A precious tree boi that happens to hang out with a mountain lady person alot, and looks like a tree.
"Dang! Kamui Woods did really good out there!"
by ♪Allmighty♪ June 30, 2019
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Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
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Word Wood

an erection from scoring high points when playing a word on Words with Friends.
" That 119 point word gave me word wood"
by Prune sacks February 7, 2012
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security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.
"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."
by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017
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