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Falling into the vortex 

One's inability to steer one's focus away from certain web sites known for containing large amounts of snippets of entertaining content or having exceedingly high link density, such as Wikipedia, IMDB, Urban Dictionary, or TV Tropes. Typically, snapping out of this trance requires a powerful external stimulus, such as hunger, fatigue, a nagging significant other/family member, or a power outage.
Man, I was looking up Johnny Depp's new movie at work the other day on IMDB and I totally felt myself falling into the vortex. I didn't climb out until my boss walked in.

Guy 1: Don't bother trying to talk to him. He's fallen into the vortex.
Guy 2: Well, he hasn't eaten or slept in about 20 hours, so he's bound to come out of it soon.
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Checker of The Vibes 

if you dont pass the vibe check you die
You cant escape Checker of The Vibes
Strip clubs located all over the united states. Popular hang outs for people over 18. Not a good place to meet men, however.
The strippers who work at the Vu are kind of trashy
the vu by cutiewitdabootie January 22, 2006

The Vamps 

The Vamps are a British pop rock band consisting of Brad Simpson (lead vocals and guitar), James McVey (lead guitar and vocals), Connor Ball (bass guitar and vocals) and Tristan Evans (drums and vocals).2 They first gained fame in late 2012 with cover songs uploaded to YouTube, leading to comparisons with One Direction and being labelled as a boy band.34 They were signed to Mercury Records in November 2012.5 They supported McFly on their Memory Lane Tour in early 2013, and also performed at festivals around the UK as support acts for artists such as Demi Lovato, The Wanted, JLS, Little Mix and Lawson.67 "Can We Dance" was released as The Vamps' debut single in September 2013, which peaked at number two on the UK Singles Chart.8 Their second single "Wild Heart" was released on 18 January 2014 and peaked at number three. Their third single "Last Night" was released on UK radio on 24 February 2014 and digital download on 6 April 2014. Their debut album Meet the Vamps was released on 14 April 2014.9 In February 2014, the Vamps released "Wild Heart" as their debut single in the US and Canada. The Vamps have launched their own record label Steady Records and they are working in partnership with EMI/Universal on the offshoot, and the first act signed was the American band The Tide.10 The Vamps released their second studio album Wake Up on 27 November 2015.
The Vamps are an amazing band that are from the Uk. The band consists of four members, Bradley Simpson, Connor Ball, James Mcvey and Tristan Evans

The Vermont Tuxedo 

The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.
Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.

the vagina game 

A game were the players insert the word vagina into movie titles, whick ever player come up with the most creative and funny wins
'A vagina too far' -A bridge too far
'The Vagina mile' -The green mile
'VaginaFace' -Scarface