by Vinchenzo Salvator June 1, 2014
Get the Junk festmug. Really tight shorts/pants worn by a male. Makes your junk unable to move. Usually spandex consistency.
by Darth_X May 11, 2008
Get the junk trappersmug. A person who wants to appear cool to junkies or regular drug takers and be part of a drug scene without taking drugs. Usually ends up in the person showing off or changing their personality and/or fashion sense in order to compensate and treating old friends differently/selling them out.
by Big_Sal_northern_monkey October 9, 2008
Get the Junk Piecemug. 1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.
2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".
2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009
Get the The Junk Ticklermug. A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.
"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."
by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011
Get the Elephant Junkmug. When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
by Ray Albright January 1, 2009
Get the shoulder junkmug. Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010
Get the Funnyun Junkmug.