golden canadian

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.

Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”

by ravenboi June 8, 2016

golden rpg

That thing you hear your friend screaming while playing fortnite.

Omg dude I got a GOLDEN RPG!

by Looughnkkl May 16, 2018

golden fox

A man when he enters his 30s

Oh wow, Addy has turned to a golden fox.

by Yddaz April 12, 2017

golden inch

A man's foreskin, which can often extend an inch over or past the head of the penis then still cover during an erection or boner.

"Man, I'm so pissed that they chopped off my golden inch!!"
Chau from 'Off Centre' used this term in Episode 20 of Season 1 after recalling events from his birth.

by ben6666666 December 22, 2008

Golden Seal

A golden seal is a large Breed of western seals. A rare breed of seals only found within EastVale, California. They are specifically known for their golden fur and large body. Golden seals are often referred to as “Chubby Seals” or “Nathan Seals.” Nathan was the Hispanic explorer who first discovered the rare species in May of 2004. The term “ Chubby seal” is often associated with the name Nathan because the name nathan means large seal in Greek.

A golden seal is a large breed of western seal. Look at that Golden Seal. That golden seal is so plump.

by Tony Reynoso December 1, 2021

Golden Mineshaft

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.

Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016

golden panties

A delicate, silky under garmet only to be worn when feeling the heat of raw sexuality.

Example of "golden panties", straddling a Harley, with your lover, through a tight turn knowing what's coming next...

by Holly Shaffer November 18, 2009