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Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023
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Gap

To beat someone in a drag race (usually referencing a street race) by a large margin
Guy1: look at that civic
Guy2: hold on im going to gap this ricer
by Mr meeeeseeeeks April 17, 2017
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gap insurance

Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.
Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.
by QuacksO March 24, 2019
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gap man

A man that will never be your husband, but you use as a fuckboy between bfs.
"Hey Jenni, is that your new bf?"
"Yea!"
"Is he the one? Husband material?"
"Naw, he's just good in bed and I got bored."
"Ahh, your gap man"
by Jamesknapper October 24, 2018
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Muppet Gapped

Getting gapped so hard by GodofYinandYang
When the enemy lose so hard in a league game it not just diff it a Muppet gapped
by Yomyslime August 8, 2021
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Flat gap

The space between a flat chested females breast. Noticeable in swimwear or deep V cut shirts
Carrie had major flat gap in that dress, she looked like a 12 year old boy
by Smolien October 1, 2016
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Hit the gap

Means when someone tells you to “hit the gap” he/she is telling you to go away in a joking way sometimes can be serious
Nah no one wants you here, hit the gap
by Chaylorr October 15, 2018
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