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by princ3ss.alex January 27, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.
As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.
by Etymangler February 28, 2011
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urBAN dictionary

The real way to read the name of this webiste
Guy 1: Do you know the website urban dictionary?
Guy 2: Its urBAN, not urban
by Pseudohacker February 22, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A website that has been taken over by:

Conservatives who rant their political and untrue propaganda
Elito-Conformist "punks" who bash every type of music that isn't considered "classic"
Stupid teenagers who use this as a place to make fun of their friends
Biggots who make fun of people based on their religions and races and names and genders and sexualities.
1. Israel is a nation, Arabs are subhuman, here on Urban Dictionary.
2. Green Day sucks, ALL of their fans think they are punk, here on Urban Dictionary.
3. (Bob)is an asshole, here on Urban Dictionary
4. I hate black people and gay people, here on Urban Dictionary.
by SLC February 24, 2007
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URBAN DICTIONARY

a really dumb site where every user rejects every word you try to post after spending 5 mins typing it
by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! March 4, 2019
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dictionary

a dictionary is a book with the definitions of various words and often has other grammatical information and things like that, also a dictionary is what your currently using and looking up the definition for.

also looking up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary is a paradox and thus by reading this sentence you are risking the safety of the entire universe :(
dude 1 : "hey dude whats a freezer?"
dude 2 : "look it up in a dictionary."
dude 1 : "whats a dictionary?"
dude 2 : *gives the guy a dictionary* "this is a dictionary"
dude 1 : thanks man

dude 2 *thinks to self* "I'm never eating at his house again"
by Spartan 13373 July 7, 2011
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