Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

Barrel chested man and bulldogge

Joanne, i said dont look this up!

My couch is deep enough for a barrel chested man and bulldogge, unlike Joanne and Darlene's, which is a 3 boy deep.

by RStantnick July 11, 2021

fat chest

With no disrespect a hot piece of Tail with full vlumious tits :)

I was minding my business until fat chest babe walked in ..

by ba, August 9, 2022

Chest-fro

Curly chest hair that looks like an afro on your chest

Bean: yo whats saying with the chest-fro
Nich: I don’t wanna walk about it

by Toothlessjones December 2, 2020

Chest Chug

Verb: when a women’s cleavage gulps a dick like a thirsty seeing eye dog gulps water after being obediently stuck to his blind owners side for 48 hours

“I can’t make the photo shoot , I chest chugged Phillip all night and now I have a bruise under my chin”

by Gnome 3248 September 24, 2021

Chesting

A motor boat in wich the woman twists to move her breasts and the partner does no work. She just moves in a way that will move her breasts between the other person's head.

She wanted to motorboat me but I prefer chesting

by ShortBitchWithHugeBalls December 26, 2022

Chest Lamington

The act of having your man boobs titty fucked by a girl after she’s pegged you with a strap on. Leaving skid mark and white skin flakes in the chest, looking like you’ve just eaten a lamington.

My wife gave me a chest lamington last night.

by Yabs June 4, 2025