guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you presenting at the convention this year ?"

"Nah. Got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

Tripping blocks

Similar to tripping balls. This is when a person get's really high then begins to play Minecraft.

Person 1: "Hey, man what did you do last night?"

Person 2: "Dude I got super stoned and started playing Minecraft. I was tripping blocks man."

Person 1: "That's sweet man!"

by sgbam42 March 16, 2012

Pod-blocked

One who prevents another from playing their iPod on the stereo amongst a group of people.

I was playing music on the stereo with my iPod when Phil out of nowhere plugged in his iPod. Phil "pod-blocked" me, that prick.

by 1DaftPunk April 14, 2012

pisser's block

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.

Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.

by faldok August 15, 2012

socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.

Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.

by phlapjack November 29, 2011

Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.

Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.

by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011

Blocks Moment

That one person that think he is so funny but really isnt. Usually their names are something like "blockseverywere" or "squidy"

Blockseverywere.. what a Blocks Moment

by Megaman1231 April 28, 2022