Three testicles and a Fork

A very large amount. Even more than an arm and a leg. Anyone can loose an arm and a leg, but it takes extra willpower to gain an extra testicle and a fork. The fork is there as well to symbolize that they are charging for unnecessary thing.

Guy 1: it’s going to cost $25 to get in
Guy 2: it used to cost $10. They’re really asking for three testicles and a fork now.

by Username Not Taken December 12, 2021

Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.

Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.

by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012

Testicles

Male's genitals

Your testicles are small.

by Richard Headd October 1, 2015

Testicly Retarded

A person who has problems with his testicles. Can't see them (too small), can't play with them (doesn't like to), or just can't ejaculate.

When DW jerks off he is Testicly Retarded.

by Evilman666 May 20, 2009

testicles

Sweet treats often purchased at a supermarket or dairy.

Bob to Mark: O can i please have some of your testicles?
Mark to Bob: Sure man what are friends for?

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

testicles

Ball's, Nutt's, Rock's. Sounds like a term Car mfg. should have capialized on.

Take the first two TESTICLE'S off the assembly line to the proving grounds. We'll use them as; TESTvehICLE'S.

by James January 16, 2004

testicles

The chewy center

I bought a box of chocolates, and each one had a testicle inside!

by baba October 19, 2003