Pulling a ted mosby

Telling someone that you love them far too early, in his case on the first day.

"Dude! No, I’m not gonna be pulling a Ted Mosby!“

by Sagingraging March 20, 2022

Dop ted

When your closest friends betray you

Ange and Alex dop ted on me in call last night

by I.Daniels March 25, 2022

Ted Bundy Vibes

Hunter Moore

Hunter Moore gives off ted bundy vibes

by Tedbundyvibes January 1, 2021

Ted Cruzing

The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.

Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.

by Micastarr February 3, 2021

Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

Disapoi ted

when you are so disappointed that you can’t spell right

“ Im so disapoi ted” - Langley0108 3/19 3:24 PM

by Unsunken March 19, 2021

Ted Van Buren

a business mogul who dominates the sports and entertainment sector of southern chester county. He owns, operates, and manages several buildings in the area, most famously the United Sports Training Center (yes george w. bush spoke there).

Goetz: Let’s all go to USTC. Sometimes Ted Van Buren hands out 100 dollars bills to clients!!!

Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.

by dr gummy March 19, 2021