Stitch Syndrome 

The feeling of being completely swallowed by love and adortion for another person, but due to distance from them, the feeling creates a numbing heartache and aching longing.

Dawg, this Lilo girl gave me stitch syndrome last night, i never felt so alone and in love.

Stitch Syndrome by sleepyred March 28, 2022

precipitous bowel syndrome 

A condition characterized by an inability to detect the need to poop before the situation reaches crisis proportions

Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.

precipitous bowel syndrome by Jasper Obama, M.D. July 15, 2004

Rube Goldberg Syndrome 

n. The situation whereby a medical or medical/psychiatric condition causes a "domino effect" of other dangerous symptoms and conditions ensuing.

Named after the Rube Goldberg "contraption" machine, any machine that uses a chain reaction of events to achieve a final, trivial goal (in this particular case, possibly death).

After my brother had that bout with strep, it apparently got to his stomach and paralyzed it, giving him a nasty case of acid reflux, which in turn began to launch acid clear up into his throat and mouth, not only severely damaging his teeth... he's also he's worried he's going to get cancer one day from all that acid where it's not supposed to be. And to say nothing about all the dental surgeries he's gonna need... talk about a case of Rube Goldberg Syndrome!

(No really, it has happened.)

Rube Goldberg Syndrome by Andy Khay January 23, 2009

Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.) 

Someone who is unable to control the volume or tempo of their voice.

girl: what is wrong with your voice?
Will Ferrell: I have Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.), because of this I am unable to control the volume or tempo of my voice.

Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.) by the real Mr. Sampson December 26, 2009

Reverse Crush Syndrome 

when you find out that someone has a crush on you, and this knowledge leads to you liking them

Bob: Hey Rob, Cynthia likes you!

Rob: Oh well I didnt really like her before... but now...

Bob: Ooh you came down with a case of Reverse Crush Syndrome

Reverse Crush Syndrome by gurududeman July 7, 2010

can't be arsed syndrome 

Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.

dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.

dude 2: Why? What's up?

dude 1: I just have no motivation.

dude 2: Are you tired?

dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.

dude 2: I know what you mean.

can't be arsed syndrome by mynameispaulie October 15, 2010

Stacey's Mom Syndrome 

The curious tendency of male adolescents to be more attracted to a girl's mom over the girl herself. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the mom is indeed unmistakably hot.

Guy1: Dude, did you see Stacey yesterday? So hot.
Guy2: Naww, man. Check out her mom.
Guy1: Hell yes. Stacey's Mom Syndrome my friend.

Stacey's Mom Syndrome by notaffectedbysyndromejustsouno December 7, 2010