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Swedish Snowcone

when an ice-cold needle punctures you in the ass in the perfect spot that it will come out the hole in your penis
he screamed when the gave him a swedish snowcone
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swedish

A person who lives in Sweden.
Is proud of his/her country because of all the wars it had hundreds of years ago and doesnt like the fact it has been neutral after that.
Thinks he is tough, though people in neighbor countries (Norway, Finland, Denmark) thinks he is a queer due to his language, attitude and physique.
Only one in the world thinking he is the one living in cold country and drinking booze better than anyone else. (everyone else connects this as an explanation of a finn).
-Where you from?
-Im swedish!
-Lmao
by apeema September 11, 2008
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Swedish Yo-yo

The Swedish Yo-yo is when somebody takes a hot load of spunk in their mouth and stands over another person. Then the person with the man mustard in their mouth starts to slowly drip the cum out of their mouth, then slurps it back up.
Alex: Dude, Amanda was doing the Swedish Yo-yo above me lastnite, and she didnt slurp it up in time so I got my own man jizz all over my face.
by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 26, 2008
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swedish berries

A common British euphemism for the substance Mephedrone, aka 4-methylmethcathinone. The surge in media interest in the drugs led to users searching for a new name for the "legal high".
"Hey mate, you scored any swedish berries?"
by oxymoronical April 4, 2010
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Swedish Donkey

A type of blow job recieved from a woman of poor taste in everything, especially the way she dresses and does her hair. The prodedure of this blowjob consists of two things:
A very unwilling man, and a herpes infected mouth. The woman giving the blowjob is one who takes her job way too seriously, and bitches at everyone in sight. The man on the other hand, is desperate for some action and doesnt give a flying f*ck if she's bitchy or not. WARNING, Do not try these at home.
Guy one- "Hey i heard joe got a Swedish donkey last night"
Guy two- "From who?! :o"

Guy one- "That bitch kelly, the one who gets irritable constantly and has a huge case of thunder thighs"
Guy two- "Poor joe. its a wonder his dick wasnt bitten off"
by itstarayo February 22, 2011
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Swedish

noun.

1. The people of Sweden (a.k.a Gay World)

2. a Gay language, the language spoken by gay people, closely related to Faggish, and Norwegian.

3. The definition of one's sexuality.

Abbreviation: G A Y
I just found out that my friend is Swedish!
by pussy_fart June 22, 2018
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Swedish Turkey

The act of taking a piece of shit and sticking it on your mates noise then having them shake it around we'll going "gooble gooble gooble" like a turkey.
I thought I would end a wonderful Thanksgiving with a Swedish Turkey.
by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006
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