sweater teeth

when your teeth get that fuzzy, "sweatery" feeling after drinking coke

Coke gives me sweater teeth everytime.

by florence lawrence April 12, 2008

Gucci-Sweater

Adjective - possessing substancial wealth, enough to be able to purchase expensive frivolities.

"Did you see Michael's Benz?"
"Yeah, it was pretty sick. I remember when he used to be barely making it off his pay at the video rental place"
"Yeah, but his billionaire uncle kicked and left it all to him. He's Gucci-sweater now.

by big poppah May 1, 2007

tom seaver

He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.

"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."

by thepseudonym July 1, 2009

sweater god

When someone tells you to "swear to God" but, you know you're lying, you quickly say "sweater God".

friend: you piped her? swear to God!

you: sweater God!

by Zambezi May 23, 2017

turtleneck sweater

An uncircumcised sweater

Sarah: "I like your turtleneck sweater!"
John: "Which one?"

by Squirrel Boi December 6, 2017

my sweater

Term used when girls want to sneak a bottle of alcohol sitting semi unsupervised with a group of people.

Girl 1: discreetly throws sweater near or on top of bottle and begins to walk away
"Oh I'v dropped my swaeter"

Girl 2: " ill grab it for you" swipes the alcohol beneath the sweater and brings it to her accomplis.

by ~al~ September 3, 2005

the mr rogers sweater

its when peewee herman drinks a lot of water, and waits till he has to pee, and forcefully blows it into jim careys mouth and then jim carey swallows it and gags himself and vomits the pee into mr rogers mouth and he swallows it later blows it out in a cup

dude look its the mr rogers sweater

by santinoandcristain June 8, 2011