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All Smiles and Boners

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."
by mourkeer August 13, 2012
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Auto-smile

The act of smiling automatically. A genuine smile that can not be suppressed because of happiness or excitement. An automatic reaction to smile.
"I just saw the cutest golden retriever puppy, and I totally auto-smiled all the way home!"

"I saw that cute guy/girl at the coffee shop and I don't know what it is about him/her, but I auto-smile when I see him/her."

"I know I've only been seeing him/her for a month, but I auto-smile every time I see a text from him/her."
by merlin88 February 18, 2013
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Riley Smile

The action in which someone tucks there lips in so it appears as the person has no lips or mouth. Popularized by Riley B. Most commonly used by middle-high school students.
He uses the "Riley smile" for every picture.
by Farmer Jenkins February 10, 2014
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The Smiler

A rollercoaster located in Alton, England. Located at Alton Towers, it loops 14 times and had 5 stages. It is located in the X-Sector location, and ran by the ministry of joy.
Become a smiling advocate by riding The Smiler!
by Z-MechGamer September 16, 2017
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Ass that Smiles

To be a great person who brings delight to the world.
Man, did you see that lady? She brings me so much joy. She's got an ass that smiles.
by trufrend June 8, 2009
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Chinese smile

Superficial agreement to an action the speaker has no intention of carrying out.
No shit he ditched your moving party--he was just giving you the Chinese smile.
by Geoff_M October 30, 2009
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semilegal

1. something that is neither legal, nor explicitly illegal.
2. something that is illegal, but you cant get caught for.
1. Watching bootleg movies off of a streaming sight is semilegal, technically you are violating the copyright laws, but you cant get caught, so who cares!
by christn3 December 9, 2008
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