"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.
by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010
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You post your suicide in a myspace bulletin and tell people to call the cops so they can find your corpse. BAM! Instant internet celebrity. Too bad you're dead.
2.The act of talking about killing yourself to whiny bitch friends on myspace then going offline to make them wonder if you really did it. Unlike the first definition you're probably didn't, you emo douche.
You post your suicide in a myspace bulletin and tell people to call the cops so they can find your corpse. BAM! Instant internet celebrity. Too bad you're dead.
2.The act of talking about killing yourself to whiny bitch friends on myspace then going offline to make them wonder if you really did it. Unlike the first definition you're probably didn't, you emo douche.
Preforming a myspace suicide is the easiest way to tell society that it didn't need you in the first place.
by Godzilla Terrorizing Staten Island September 24, 2006
Get the MySpace Suicide mug.Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a "suicide shift". Suicide clutch refers to a particular style of motorcycle clutch operated by the rider's left foot, instead of the more common left hand. This prevents the rider from placing both feet on the ground at a stop unless in neutral, thus allowing the motorcycle to fall to the left should the rider become unbalanced. Though gaining popularity in the seventies, the concept began with older-style Harley-Davidson and Indian motorcycle foot-actuated clutches which could be locked in a safe, disengaged position. Simplification of the system to prevent this locking mechanism became part of the motorcycle chopping phenomenon of the late sixties onwards. Gear shifting was accomplished with the left hand via some sort of shifting lever, usually adorned with lavish shift knobs. Sometimes called a jockey, tank or hand shift, depending on where the shift knob is located relative to the rider.
by Jimmy T. Kirkbride November 18, 2007
Get the Suicide clutch mug.One of the most common house rules in the game of beer pong. It occurs when one team shoots and the ball goes into one of their own cups. This often occurs when it bounces back and the team doesn't block it from bouncing into their own cup, or when the shooter sucks.
"It's your shot, Dude"
"ok"
Dude shoots at the other teams cups, and the ball bounces off the front cup and back into one of the cups in front of Dude and his partner.
Other team: "Suicide rule, you lose"
Dude: "Fuck my life"
"ok"
Dude shoots at the other teams cups, and the ball bounces off the front cup and back into one of the cups in front of Dude and his partner.
Other team: "Suicide rule, you lose"
Dude: "Fuck my life"
by Beirut King June 20, 2009
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The act of intentionally refusing inoculation in order to die a horrible death on a hospital ventilator while your friends and family watch helplessly and abuse hospital staff who are trying to help you. Similar to suicide by cop, suicide by COVID allows the suiciding individual to entirely shift the blame and responsibility for their own suicide.
Motivations for suicide by COVID vary and can be complex, but here are the top reasons:
1. To own the libs
2. To prove you're a lion and not a sheeple
3. To get away from your spouse and children, forever
4. To be a human sacrifice for the orange MAGA god (who has wholly replaced the Christian god for MAGA believers)
5. To further burden our overtaxed healthcare system and in the process use as many Medicare dollars as humanly possible before dying because socialism is only bad for minorities and the poor but socialism is a good thing when conservatives are on the receiving end.
6. To die a martyr in the MAGA war against science and reality
As for etymology, suicide by COVID first appeared in June of 2021, when vaccinations became widely available. It derives from suicide by cop with COVID replacing cop as the instrument of suicide.
The act of intentionally refusing inoculation in order to die a horrible death on a hospital ventilator while your friends and family watch helplessly and abuse hospital staff who are trying to help you. Similar to suicide by cop, suicide by COVID allows the suiciding individual to entirely shift the blame and responsibility for their own suicide.
Motivations for suicide by COVID vary and can be complex, but here are the top reasons:
1. To own the libs
2. To prove you're a lion and not a sheeple
3. To get away from your spouse and children, forever
4. To be a human sacrifice for the orange MAGA god (who has wholly replaced the Christian god for MAGA believers)
5. To further burden our overtaxed healthcare system and in the process use as many Medicare dollars as humanly possible before dying because socialism is only bad for minorities and the poor but socialism is a good thing when conservatives are on the receiving end.
6. To die a martyr in the MAGA war against science and reality
As for etymology, suicide by COVID first appeared in June of 2021, when vaccinations became widely available. It derives from suicide by cop with COVID replacing cop as the instrument of suicide.
I saw on Facebook that Uncle Bubba just died on a ventilator. He committed suicide by COVID, 'cause he wasn't no sheeple. He owned them libtards real good. Praise Trump!
by dustyoracle December 20, 2021
Get the Suicide by Covid mug.when a person who is in charge of turning in a project for school doesn't turn it in at all in order to make his partners fail.
Jung: Do you have our project for Spanish class?
Robby: No, I decided not to do it.
Jung: Why?
Robby: I'm already failing Spanish, so I didn't feel like doing the project.
Jung: F***ing suicide grader
Robby: No, I decided not to do it.
Jung: Why?
Robby: I'm already failing Spanish, so I didn't feel like doing the project.
Jung: F***ing suicide grader
by The gayest straight guy around December 19, 2009
Get the Suicide grader mug.There was a large mass suicide in 1978 when a bunch of people all drank poison and died for no reason.
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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