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Suicide Bonger 

When somebody takes a huge rip off of a bong and there is lots of smoke and loud coughs as the result and everybody in the room takes notice.
She took such a huge rip off of that bong and now there is tons of smoke and coughing and everybody is paying attention to how much smoke and coughing there is she is now a "Suicide Bonger"
Suicide Bonger by SBSander October 10, 2008
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Suicide bait 

Encouraging someone to commit suicide

"Why don't you go take a swan dive off the roof."
That ass tried to suicide bait that kid over there into jumping off a roof.
Suicide bait by LonelyTeen June 14, 2019

suicide roadhead 

The act of a man receiving "roadhead" (oral, blowjob, bj, head, etc) from the driver of the car while sitting in the passenger side seat, while the car is in motion. This can be achieved by cruise control or telling the giver, in the drivers seat, to hit the gas or brake as the receiver steers, from the passenger side seat. Highways are the optimal.
John got suicide roadhead from Susan on the 10 heading home.
suicide roadhead by n.swoop August 11, 2014

Suicide pact 

An agreement between people to either commit suicide OR an agreement between people to prevent suicide
Type1) I’m just done I want out

Type1) yeah same let’s just go kill ourselves,suicide pact?

Type2) I’m gonna kill myself

Type2) if u do I will
Type2) I don’t want u to die so I won’t kill myself

Type2) I won’t either

Type2) is this a suicide pact?
Type2) yeah
Suicide pact by Edgygooseboy June 12, 2018

Suicide by Slut 

Someone who ruins their life by sleeping around in a stupid, careless, and self destructive manner.
The congressman was committing suicide by slut when he took those tranny hookers to the pay by the hour motel just three blocks down from the local tv station.

When Greg told us he doesn’t use condoms with the skanks he brings home from the bar we all knew he was committing suicide by slut.

suicide door 

A car door whose hinge is near the rear of the car rather than near the front of the car. So called because it tends to fly open if caught by the wind (especially in the case of poor panel fit or an open-top car that does not channel air efficiently) rather than shutting right away, causing the car to become unbalanced at speed and leading to numerous other possibly fatal results, such as the car being thrown to one side and crashing or an occupant thrown out of the car.
They used to put suicide doors on a lot of cars in the '20s, but now we know better.
suicide door by Airrider October 10, 2009

suicide rizz 

Threatening to Kys to rizz a bitch up
suicide rizz by Rizzon James December 28, 2022