Strategic Food Hoarding

Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.

Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding

by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013

stratesticles

Word used to describe someone who goes to extreme, but successful lengths in order to achieve intercourse

Hey man, did u see Jimmy's stratesticles last night with that chick?

by dBice90 May 29, 2015

strahan

An abnormally large turd (or average sized log for a 6'5" man with increased fiber intake). Often results in an immense sense of pride and accomplishment, so much so that you are inclined to show off to friends and family.

Kelly: Hey Michael, did you see that strahan I left for you in the cisgender bathroom?
Michael: That was yours?? I thought I forgot to flush after first breakfast. Hi five!

Guy 1: Did you see my strahan on instagram?
Guy 2: Everyone saw it, good call on the Washington for size reference
Guy 1: Thanks, I saw that in a movie.

by regulartime May 4, 2016

Stratchet

An annoying, ghetto, classless woman, man, or individual; excessively loud and always intoxicated or on any kind of drug; simply put ....a 5.0 version of a hood rat

" your girl Stratchet af"

by Genesis 101 December 29, 2016

Strategic Throw-up

When you are at a party, and you cant drink anymore, but its still early - so you do a strategic throw up - throwing up, to make room for more.

"Dude, are you alright? Did you just throw up?"
"It was a strategic throw-up - now we can drink more!"

by splashiie April 28, 2017

strachenstein

A long nosed money hoarding jew that enjoys dick in and around their mouth hole

Last Friday I seen 100 black dicks go into Strachenstein.

by donkeykong173 July 18, 2017

strategically placed selfie

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.

Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.

by DontTellEric June 28, 2017