stranger things

overrated generic netflix show that contains the most cancerous fanbase to date.

person 1 (talking to person 3): dude there's a lot of people that are talking about the new stranger things season.

person 2: "cHRiSsY wAKe uUUHP"

doods do u like my hellfire club shirt??!1!1?!1

*does the rock horns and sticks tongue out*

person 3: well I was gonna watch it, but now I'll probably just go home and suck off a 12 gauge

by doctor cockknob September 13, 2022

Stranger

when someone left you on delivered for 10+ weeks on snapchat and/or haven’t seen or heard from them for 6 months. strangers usually go by the name alayna

Stranger: call me hoe

person: my momma told me not to talk to strangers

Stranger: gtfo

person: (sends receipts)

Stranger: just cause i haven’t talked to you for 6 months and left you on delivery for 10 weeks doesn’t mean im a stranger

by psirdg April 25, 2022

Stranger Things Enjoyer

Fucking Stupid Prick

"Hola Mi Amigo"
"Why are you talking like that you fucking Stranger Things Enjoyer"

by zxfcghjk September 29, 2022

Stranger Danger

When you smoke a bunch of meth, break your wrist and then use the hand of your broken wrist to jerk yourself off.

"Did you hear about Kris? He got methed up and broke his wrist. Gave himself a good ole stranger danger before going to the hospital."

by VisitorQ87 September 29, 2022

Let’s Just Be Strangers

This phrase is a reference to the commonly used phrase “Let’s Just Be Friends”, which is primarily used by women towards men. This counter-framing of the dynamic rejects the “LJBF” frame, and instead asserts that you are not interested in a relationship that excludes romance/sex. It is most effective when it is stated, and immediately followed by total silence, sometimes called “ghosting.” If you do not immediately counter their reframing of your relationship and separate from all contact, you are most certainly guaranteed endless pain and agony as you continue to communicate with someone who is using you on their terms. Their motives are attention and validation, and they are exploiting your romantic feelings and desire for them, with no intention of ever reciprocating. Rather than doing the dignified thing and leaving you alone, they are stroking their ego and desperate need for attention at any cost.

“I’m sorry Michael, but I don’t like you like that. I think you’re a great guy and you’ll make someone happy someday. You’re a really good friend, you’re like, probably my BEST friend, so Let’s Just Be Friends.”

“Oh okay, I see what this is. I agree, we have no romantic future then, so Let’s Just Be Strangers.” *blocks, deletes number, never talks to her again*

by anonymous October 16, 2022

Spicy Stranger Danger

Sit on your hand until numb, eat some Fuego Takis, then jerk off violently in front of a mirror.

"Don't go in there, Justin has been at it with the 'Ol Spicy Stranger Danger for awhile!!"

by AssMaster5k June 5, 2022

Stranger friends

Not besties. Not unknown people. But they still care each other with a feeling that they can’t explain. They don’t know well each other. But they try enough.

Can we be stranger friends?

You mean like not being in relationship but be in? Yeah sure ;)

by Baba_yaga December 20, 2021