A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. “Batman is a master of city stalking”
“I go city stalking with my friends, we see cops speed down roads, drunk people go home and cool cars buzz by”
“I go city stalking with my friends, we see cops speed down roads, drunk people go home and cool cars buzz by”
by IFiWasAking March 17, 2023
Get the city stalkingmug. by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020
Get the Stalk roachmug. by UserKing004 September 12, 2018
Get the Ween Stalkmug. Hym "Because it's stalking and harassment and it's happening in the immediate. And there doesn't need to be a reason beyond that. My interpretation of events is the correct one. Rejecting my interpretation and then fabricating an alternative isn't convincing anyone and it isn't intended to or going to convince me. All it does is give dogshit people license to participate in the lie. Just like the 'don't mess with out kids' angle. Anyone who needs to hear it doesn't care and I don't care either. I'm not sorry. I'm never going to BE sorry. I'm going to continue to not be sorry right up until I inevitably drain one of your kids for you trying to do this to me. This is a blatant attempt to steal a technological innovation and the online obstructionists a trying to help them get away with it. It's nothing more that status preservation from people who cannot or will not affect the course of history.
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
Get the Stalking and harassmentmug. Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!
So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
Get the Stalk-blockingmug. when a guy, or girl is trying to find out personal information from someone he/she likes but doesn't want to let that person know they attracted to them
Brad really has a crush on Gloria, but he is really shy so he was flirt stalking her to find out her number and what part of town she lives in.
by Samran53 May 29, 2020
Get the flirt stalkingmug.