Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024

Ghetto Spread

When a black girl spreads her legs and shows off her nasty brown cooch.

LaQuisha gave her baby daddy Khyrawn the ghetto spread after he got out of jail

by swim_shady May 15, 2023

Spreads

The act of spreading love and positivity in a multitude of ways. cheeks also...

Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread

He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!

by Merriam Fleetster Dictionary January 26, 2022

No spread

A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.

Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.

Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!

by Bruh bruhton November 17, 2019

Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook to life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018

Dtown Spread

When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.

I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.

by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021

even spread

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.

Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!

by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022