dick in spanish

Someone that speaks Spanish treating you like shit or bossing you around in Spanish. Usually a Mexican guy talking shit or trash to a white guy.
He’s being a dick in Spanish to everyone. I could be a dick in English!
by Bry Bry July 17, 2018
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spanish dunk

How Spanish women keep cool on the beach, they wade out, holding the nose is optional, then dunk and return to the beach, very few of them seem to swim at all
That lady's off for a Spanish dunk
by Sully 1970 August 13, 2014
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Spanish Protest

To poo in someone's tent. Most commonly done at festivals.
Hahaha, I just took a Spanish Protest in Jim's tent!
by Woesch July 02, 2011
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Spanish Protest

HAHAHA I just took a Spanish Protest in your tent!
by Spanish Protester June 10, 2011
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The Spanish Complaint

Polite way of saying you have tap ass or 'tapas'.
Tegan:Is that Alicja running to the dunny again?
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.
by nicmac August 13, 2008
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u in spanish

suck dezz dikk bitxh u in spanish
azz crack u in spanish
by dat boy quez February 19, 2016
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Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.
Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019
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