Spackman

A fool. A Flibberdy Jibbert

A Spackman is always wrong, yet believes they are right. Always loses arguments and sulks afterwards.

Rupert - Hey Luke, why are you telling James he is wrong? What proof do you have?
Luke - Well, He's a Spackman.
Rupert - Nuff said.

by Wordsmith Ru February 3, 2009

spackle

The scattered sperm after a male ejaculates into a rotary oscilating unit.

After fucking the bitch, he used her fan to spackle the room.

by Phil McKrackin March 4, 2005

Spacko

A violent expression of negative emotions.

If your girlfriend knew about Jane, she'd go spacko!

by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003

Sparky the J.

Slang for a joint, marijuana cigarete. Meant to be used in mixed company or just for a laugh.

"Are you comin over to chill with us tonight?"
"Who's gonna be there?"
" Just me, you and Sparky the J."

by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

Sparky McCumdumpster

Any female high school administrator who is obviously trailer trash that is fucking someone for the job. A Sparky McCumdumpster can be identified by crazy trailer trash hair that makes it appear as if they were struck by lightning, and slutty apparel, hence, the name.

Man, check out Sparky McCumdumpster flirting with the principal, she wrote me up earlier for being late to class when she knows I was talking to her between classes, what a bitch.

by SparkyHater August 27, 2009

Spanky Faggot

One who obtains points from cheaply killing his/her opponents in a faggish way such as noob tubing or knifing on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Goddam these Spanky Faggots spawn killing me. MOTHER FUCKER IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

by Thugtacular October 26, 2010

man-spackle

liquid derived from the male genitalia. Also known as semen.

"I'd love to spray my man-spackle all over that young woman's forehead."

by troy October 21, 2004