Jon Snow Syndrome

In which a person of small or semi-small stature who regularly wears bulky clothing is seen without said bulky clothing. Though there's nothing proportionally wrong with them, you can't help but think that as they essentially just instantly changed their body type right before your eyes.

Seeing Kit Harrington shirtless was the weirdest thing! I'm so used to seeing him in all those furs on Game of Thrones. But that's Jon Snow Syndrome for you.

by Redtale March 8, 2016

Touch Snow

It's like "touch grass" but during the winter, when there's usually snow.

Dude 1: I finally got that achievement, It took me 17 days!

Dude 2: What? go touch snow, will ya?

by Someguywholikessnow December 22, 2021

Snow dance

A ritual, often involving a dance of some sort, that is practiced with the idea of increasing the chance of significant snowfall. Often pertains to the desire for a snow day to occur. Frequently used jokingly, as a parody superstition.

A: "I hope there's going to be a snow day tomorrow…"
B: "Yeah, I'll be doing my snow dance."

by Biogeek February 27, 2008

Snow white trash

White trash from Canada.

Did you see that drunken mountie?
He's snow white trash!

by Nick Ortiz May 13, 2005

Snow Blizzard

While doing your girl doggy style in snow reach and grab a handful of snow. Pull out and spit on her back, giving her the impression that you came on her back. Then proceed to ejaculate into the handful of snow, when she turns to look shout "SNOW BLIZZARD, BITCH!" then shoved the semen covered snow in her face.

Also if your girl likes golden showers, tell her to try the lemon flavor.

Dude I so gave my girl a snow blizzard yesterday during that snow storm.

by jobinhammer101 January 12, 2010

denver snow plow

While having sex doggy style, grab the female's arms and ram her head into the wall.

I had to patch the wall after giving my girl the denver snow plow.

by amysue November 5, 2008

Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape

A videotape created by SkaneCo. The main plotline (considering there was one compressed into the hardcore "Carptet-Munching Action") focused around the love affair of Cinderella and Snow White. Here is a box reading of the tape:
"After the marriage, Cinderella was feeling incredibly neglected by Pince Charming. And Snow White had trouble with the dwarves after her love broke up. When they met on a sunny day in the meadow they knew they had to have eachother, resulting in a sensual exoplosion."
The video contains acts illegal in some states. The video was never released on DVD due to (in the testing process) the DVD was covered in semen, and hence, unusable.

"Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape had me utterly stunned", shouted a crack-addicted hobo.

by Spanky the Happy Assflanking Poodle July 16, 2006