smoochy-boochy

Being all up in your kids business. Over-parenting or "helicopter" parenting.

"God, Karen is so smoochy-boochy with her kids, she never leaves them alone." Or "I'm not all smoochy-boochy with my kids, I don't obsess over them or live my life as if they were my only hobby."

by Conscientious Procrastinator January 11, 2012

Smoochie Daddy

When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".

Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.

by Muferrucker June 12, 2017

Scooch

Vaginal discharge

It’s the splurge that comes out the cooch, it’s scooch

by Kimeroni November 15, 2017

Penis snotchel

A penis when it is about to "blow a load" right before it "ejaculates" or "cums".

Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,

Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.

Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.

by Tge next great quarterback August 3, 2009

Smoochie

A Girl/Woman Who Is Excessively Romantic

She Is Very Smoochie; She's Always In Long Term Relationships

by Velvet115 September 6, 2019

Snoochie Boochies

A way to say "just kidding, don't hurt me!"

"Hey man, last night I banged yer sister... Snoochie Boochies!"

by Traci D. Haley April 1, 2003

Poo-Smoocher

Sucking up to someone,
Polishing apple,
To smooch somebodies poo!
A technique used worldwide, by geeks who wish to attain higher grades than people who can,
a, Play sport
b, Stand sunlight

Pete, Smooched teacher-poo to become head-boy.

"Oh Pete, you Poo-smoocher"

by Mass October 25, 2004