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Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
by gina8124 August 2, 2007
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poo-snacker

someone who eats their own poo.
"Hey Jack, check out the poo-snacker in Holding Cell 2!
by Makers Mark August 22, 2007
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Midnight Snackage

In a sexual manner, the act of eating a glazed potato or a cum covered piece of shit, fresh out of the anus of a male/female whom you just blew your wad into.
See glazed potato for more specific definition.
After fucking my girlfriend in the ass, she brought me some midnight snackage from our previous encounter.
by Michael Pilnetti August 23, 2007
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Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any
"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."
by JacksonStorm February 22, 2010
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Shagger snacker

the grose consumption of foods whilst in the act of sex
"i was the Shagger snacker last night"
"The Shagger snacker has struck again"
by general foofoo January 7, 2010
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Macker Snacker

Hello, may I take your order?
Yes, I'll take a double cheese burger and a macker snacker.
by YOUKNOWTHENAME January 11, 2010
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protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.
My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.
by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011
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