A combination of 'Slooter' and Sloppy. Meaning not only is one incredibly slutty, but has managed to get incredibly sloppy drunk, or just be sloppy in general. Mainly found in 'Hole in the wall" type bars and at any kind of MMA fight.
by Miguel33 April 20, 2008
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Scorpios are huge sex addicts who likes all kinds of kinky stuff. If you’re on the vanilla side, it’s probably a bad idea to date this sign. You’ll be shocked to find out that he has ropes and handcuffs stored somewhere in his room. They like degrading you sexually to make themselves feel in control - like they do in every aspect of their life. While sex is amazing with Scorpios, you’ll probably need to go to therapy after since they literally diminish you psychologically after that one night.
Therapist: what was so bad about the sex?
Girl: it was amazing. you see, he’s a Scorpio.
Therapist: oh shit. he’s a Scorpio???
Girl: it was amazing. you see, he’s a Scorpio.
Therapist: oh shit. he’s a Scorpio???
by liwv November 8, 2020
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Get the Scorpio mug.Scorpios are always fat ass bitches with way too much confidence. Chances are if you meet a scorpio they are extremely overweight and confident.
by I Hate Fatties February 7, 2021
Get the Scorpio mug.The most toxic pairing/ relationship is a Scorpio and Capricorn one. Scorpio secrets and lies and Capricorn’s being nonchalant and selfish is the worst match in the world butttt... if you’re a Scorpio or a Capricorn and you are physically attached to each other go for it, it might not last buttt its exciting for a little.
Friend: “hey yk how I’m a Scorpio and my bf is a Capricorn, do you think a Scorpio and Capricorn relationship will last”?
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”
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