beer scooter

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. The remarkably quick method by which you get home after a night out on the piss, forcing you to remark you had an indelible mode of transport. (N.b. please also be aware of 'beer scooter with a puncture' which is a much slower form of transport, where you start out with speedy intentions; but spend the majority of the night dragging extra equipment attached to your legs)

"How did you get home Sebastian?"

"On a beer scooter"

"Oh"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

derka scooter

The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.

Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?

by Creature Mcgivins April 9, 2008

fruit scoot

sombody who rides a razor scooter, and is constantly in the way at most skate parks.

hey that fruit scoot just fell, and the handle bars really taxed his brown eye.

by Nilbert Nullingsworth August 25, 2003

Dookie Shoot

noun: 1. A term referring to the asshole. 2. The ass hole.

Do you take it up the Dookie Shoot?

by Mike's Wifey May 15, 2005

finger scooter

To preform razor scooter like tricks on a males genitals and anus

Hey yo girl! Do you finger scooter on the first date?

by Jeff Kings King May 10, 2008

Scooter Kid

Little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (They are known to say "I do scooter tricks")

Shut the fuck up Scooter kid, nobody loves you!

by MittensMemer May 21, 2015

Scootch

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

by Posing A Threat September 21, 2009