Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."

"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"

by Checken feathahs December 31, 2009

Sarpalted

Etymology
From sarpalin, from sarahpalin, from Sarah Palin (former governor of Alaska and failed Vice Presidential candidate).

Pronunciation
Sar-PAL-ted

to act without forethought; to say something uncouth; to act in an exceedingly stupid manner; a politically correct way to stop saying the word 'retarded'

Why would you try to put a DVD in a VHS player? You're so freaking sarpalted!

Dude, seriously? Are you so fucking sarpalted that you can't figure out that your girlfriend is a tranny?

by Gregorius Mercator July 5, 2010

Sharpie in his ass

Can be used in any situation but mostly about people who are mad or look mad about something.

Scott- "Look at Mr. Sand he's acting like he has a sharpie in his ass or something."

by Jake196 September 24, 2011

Sarpili Haide

A shitty copypasta or something that make literaly no sense but its funny

Jake: So what have you been up to?
Michael: Sarpili Haide

by AlzeLemon November 13, 2020

Texas sharpshooting

Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.

Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.

by rockyw June 22, 2012

Pencil Sharpener

Spinning a nugget around on your dick

Did you see Jimmy pencil sharpenered the nugget?

by John Green69 January 22, 2021

SHARP

SHARP is short for Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice - an anti-fascist and anti-racist group of skinheads.

What kind of skinheads are you?

We are SHARPs. You better take of those white laces.

by Tino SHARPovac April 23, 2008