simplex

as in the herpes simplex, a disease you gits from ho's

a large group of simple people.

that simplex, they all got the bus into town and wus so stupid they all got the herpes simplex and the crabs from the local hookers! Then they done given it to their wives! SHIT!

by Gwando November 9, 2003

Simelesmon Tolosmeo

Mearse a todos

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Simulectic

Simulectic means if something is really cool

Man that car is Simulectic

by Black Hawk May 15, 2006

simpletothepoint

ONE dimensional, simple, NOTHING extra, taking into account not only the stress level of the receiver, but many other useless pieces of information that've already been received and are being analyzed and processed.

After being given multiple multi-dimensional, useless, confusing, stress-inducing directions, Lerlene was only able to reach her destination when the directions given her were simpletothepoint, thus proving that the FINAL direction giver had TRUE common sense and was finally more interested in helping her than being witty, creative and furthering the entertainment; because really, how entertaining is watching suicide?

by Lerlene May 28, 2008

Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

by lijolwe March 17, 2009

Simler

Simler is a tag based Social Network. Simler uses these “tags” in order to connect people with similar interests.

Dave: Dude, you hear about Simler?

Jake: Nah, man what it is?

Dave: A Tag Based Social Network!

by RttaM December 17, 2009

Simule

The act of trying to repeat a fart-like sound (such as scraping a chair leg on the ground, or the air escaping from a cushion as you sit on it) so that others around you know that it wasn't actually you flatulating. This very rarely works.

Everyone in the pews glared at Sue in church as she bobbed up and down on the plastic cushion in her attempts to produce a simule. They simply thought that she had farted and was now trying to disperse the smell.

by zimzamzim August 4, 2010