simontipulate

To simultaneously manipulate two separate things.

Man! Did you see that dude shooting ping pong balls out of his ass AND eating a steak at the same time!!

Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!

by LRoq December 21, 2007

Simon Gardner

Is a Great teenage boy, he is Australian and has the funnest humor. He is not a tough person and isn't built like a dream but his heart is good and will care for anyone. he will help anyone out and never judges people. Is in touch with his emotions. loves writing and enjoys all music. . he is very calm and gentle and would never hurt anyone. he is one of the universes surprises. he is a bit of a nerd and loves to write essays but doesn't read. He is like a teddy bear and loves to be with friends but doesn't have many close ones. makes friends easy and is very friendly has the most awesome hat and always cares how he looks. can be very vain, if you meet this Speedy fella you will be amazed at the joy you will get from him. if you fall in love with him never ever let him go. he is a very valuable person to have in your life his advise will get you far his friendship will never part. And one day you will see this rare endangered specie who hides away in his room playing computer games and the day you see him the day your will begin and he shall never leave your side. SPGG :)

1.Speedy Simon!!!!

2.heyy.

3.look its Simon Gardner

by Speedy Simon October 19, 2010

Simone Hall

A busty female who likes to sleep all day and party all night

Oh she's such a Simone Hall

by nickle-banter April 15, 2015

Simon

Simon is a pretty good looking dude but is such a fucking player!

Girl one: "have you dated Simon?"
Girl two: "ya last Saturday wbu?"
Girl one "oh since this Friday"

by sksskskks February 24, 2019

Simone

Simone is a one in a kind stoner girl. She is a bitch if you get on her bad side but she is a very good friend if you are respected by her. Simone is the top dawg, don't mess with her or you will end of in the hospital. She spends most of her time vaping and smoking weed with her friends. She is an amazing person when you get to know her. She is usually a tall, thicc girl who has long black braided hair. She has all the boys begging for a session.

Skylar: I’m going to steal Simone’s weed stash
Mackenna: Go for it if you want to get a concussion, thats Simone for you.

by sss66677 July 18, 2019

Simon

Fucks emilo and sucks his dick

Simon has so small dick you need very big glasses to see his and emilo helps with that by being bisexual so simon doesn't feel sad

Emilo: simon please suck it hard ill pay good

Simon: fine only cuz i need to pay for food

by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019

simon

major douche bag. doesnt care about anyone but himslef. acts super cool but on the inside he cannot stand himself. always trying to impress everyone with his wealth but the truth is no one cares. he thinks he is so popular and loved but secretly no one wants to hang out with him. absolute idiot and selfish human

me: hi mike i cannot wait until you come to my house after school.
simon: hey why arent i invited! you guyts should come to my mansion, ill show you my iphone 11 pro and mydads cars.

by livelifexx December 30, 2019