silent librarian shower

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.

George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.

by Fat C April 19, 2022

SILENTS

Philadelphia underground rapper who has potential grow and bigger then most with his alienation music.

Dawg you hear SILENTS new Album?? He's really Pain Of The Streets if you ask me

by Unknown assassinate July 17, 2022

Silent Potato

An Irish man that is silent and does not say anything.

A silent but potato smelling fart.

Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins

Kieran B. is a irishman that says nothing damn he must be a silent potato

You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.

by Kiki's Bestfrend April 13, 2009

Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Being on silent

Ignoring something entirely so you Don't ruin it

Being on silent

by anonymous July 26, 2025

silent bruise

A bruise that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts

Don't touch me there that's my silent bruise

by mary bleh November 11, 2013

silent slippers

A fart that comes out of your ass that you didn't mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. "Like slippers on a floor".

I was in a meeting at work when I suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, I couldn't up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.

by Simplyme200099 October 4, 2015