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When no grill cheese
me: Im hungry

me, about to make a grilled cheese realizing that im out of cheese: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

roomate: bro whats wrong

me: I wanted to make grilled cheese but were out of cheese

roomate: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
by Hehe I cheated February 26, 2021
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Pickle Shits

Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.
Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*
by Ferdinando June 6, 2007
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shits

Another way of saying those or them...a grouping of items or things.
by PhillyPhill April 11, 2009
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coke bottle shits

Also known as CBS.
This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.
That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the coke bottle shits all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself.
by -d September 16, 2008
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Two shits

1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."
by ccharless February 20, 2010
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when god shits on your life

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.
1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet
by philip nader April 22, 2008
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shitshow

Behavior that is so embarrassing that you make sure it doesn't make it on your facebook page
Holy christ that was such a shitshow last night. No one better put that on Facebook.
by Mung Daal May 4, 2010
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