Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006

Mitski Shuffle

A dance done by people who just saw something very sentimental. It makes them so happy but at the same time is jealous of the person.

Oh my gosh he just bought her Loona albums, everybody do the Mitski Shuffle!

by Oliva Hye April 2, 2021

Shufflin

An action that you perform every day; the act of performing a

"shuffle"

Every day I'm shufflin

by A Party Person January 2, 2012

snuffaluphagus

A word that originated from the name of a character on Sesame Street, a snuffaluphagus is someone who can only be seen and interacted with by one other person - like an imaginary friend.

In series one of Scrubs the writers were unsure whether the Janitor was seen by all the characters or whether he was a snuffaluphagus seen only by J.D.

by Helen Jones January 2, 2006

Shmuffalo

A large disgusting beast of indeterminate sexual gender. Commonly seen as a cross between a She-Male and a buffalo.

Theresa the shmuffalo has a huge set of balls.

by George Littlebear July 3, 2006

nutsack shuffle

After a long day, your sack begins to sag and slowly nestles its warm elasticity tween your legs. After an hour or two it begins to itch. So one must casually reach below and yank it up out of the crotch nest. This is the nutsack shuffle. Also known as a "nutty shuffle, plucking the birds nest and juggling"

Yo, I had to pull a nutsack shuffle in front of my girlfriend's parents at the dinner table. My hand came back w/ 3 curlys.

by mafabiotch May 17, 2011

Kentucky Shuffle

Pretending to forget items on the bottom rack of the shopping cart. The items are often missed by the cashier and never paid for.

George scored a case of beer with the Kentucky shuffle.

by Funk Doctor Scott February 17, 2013